Now that you have read this comic, you must send it to ten friends. In 1992, Frederick Bowers of London, Ontario failed to do so while on a day trip to the local zoo, and lost the use of his eyebrows for a full weekend. One cannot truly tell if the same thing will happen to people who live in the United States, or in other countries for that matter, but one can never be too careful.
Well what are you waiting for? The creepy letter told you to do so! If there's one thing that's been well established by both the collective minds of the scientific commuinity and by respected public leaders and educators, it's that strange messages you get in the mail or read on the Internet must ALWAYS be obeyed. So get to it! Or else.... um.... the eyebrow thing. Hurry!
